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    清晨我上馬

     
    //零
     
    好奇有沒有人知道題目這「掌故」?
     
     
     
    //一
     
    我昨晚受了刺激 覺得自己不僅長一副「不忠厚老實」的壞了吧唧臉 還一副特「不需要關懷」特「惹不起憐憫」的請來吐糟相
     
    不要問我為什麽...
     
    我覺得不是性格的問題... 而是「樣的問題」 真的 丅△丅
     
    灰說是身高的問題... 但這不是我的問題啊...
     
    然後我憤然, 不是, 悲戚戚的, 改了簽名檔: 我是長得特不招人同情還是怎的... －一－っ
     
    收到一回覆: 如果你長得特招人同情那才值得同情呢!
     
    可惡! 有理是有理但是我需要的不是道理!
     
    看我果然是不招人同情... 但是我連寫日記都在自我吐糟是怎的... `\丅口丅/'
     
     
     
    //二
     
    最近又開始口花不知發生什麽事...
     
    先是某晚和室友聊天爆了句: 我就不信他沒個車馬炮友! 男人都是很愛下象棋的!! 被轉了N次
     
    然後和小砼砼討論「球透」「透個球」到 是「透球破門」比較有意境還是「透球射門」適用性比較廣...
     
    到和Joker討論我「重口難調」發展出如下結論: 冬天適合想重口的事, 夏天適合重口, 而春秋是用來打仗的.
     
     
     
    // 三
     
    我已經猜到大致上每次我寫這類日記就一定會有人勸我早日成親化變態為力量
     
    爲了堵你們的口:
     

    某「TOM」
    那祝您老不成亲当小三

    我
    ...不成親和當小三之間有毛必然聯繫...

    Joker
    不成亲，有毛，往往是小三，这体现了普遍联系

    我
    ...不成親是小三成了親變小二 我要做自己的老大 :<

     
     
    // 四
     
    完
     
    11/5/2009 6:59 PM | Blog it | 自語·雜亂

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    冉wrote:
    ...ms我這篇沒有大大的寫著個「請來吐槽」哦 雖然您或許最近心情糟糕外加aggressive但也不用把別人拉下水陪您糟糕吧...
    Nov. 8
    Emily Zengwrote:
    别问为啥...我也不知道...
    就是chemistry...-___,.-
    Nov. 8
    Emily Zengwrote:
    本蜜实话实说了啊...
    我每次看到您的双凤眼就很想吐槽...
    Nov. 8
    冉wrote:
    ...朱你領悟了什麽啊...orz 原來如哪個此啊...
    Nov. 8
    Meanwhilewrote:
    原来如此
    Nov. 8
    冉wrote:
    ...garlic別說得你不是一樣! XD

    ...茶你這是夜有所思日有所漏...(啊好歪! 好歪!!///)

    ...藍你這是作弊! 犯規!
    Nov. 8
    十里长寒wrote:
    百度一下，“清晨我上马”
    (⊙v⊙)嗯~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Nov. 7
    茶wrote:
    = =我又想起我那次在天河地鐵站那裡很大聲地對我朋友說：“怎麼辦我的按摩棒一次插兩個會不會不太好？”
    其實我當時想說的是面膜棒……
    Nov. 6
    Garlic Leewrote:
    谁叫你就是一小受呢～
    Nov. 5

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